Stereotypes

(X) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
()I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
()I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
(X)I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
()I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
()I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
()I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
()I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
()I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
()I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
()I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
(X)I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
(X) I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
() I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
()I'm BUDDHIST, so I MUST meditate all the time and act like a monkey.
()I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
(X) I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
()I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
(X) I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
()I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
()I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
()I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
(X) I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
() I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
(X) I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
()I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
(X) I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
(X) I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
()I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
(X) I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
() I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
() I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
() I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
() I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
() I'm CHINESE, so I MUST say "aru" and look nerdy.
(/) I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
() I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
() I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
(X) I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
(X) I'm INTO THEATER or ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
() I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
() I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
() I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
() I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
()I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
(X) I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
()I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
() I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
(X) I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
() I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
() I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
() SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
() I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
() I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
() I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
() I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
() I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
() I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
(/) I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
() I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.
(X) I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
() I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
(X) I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
() I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
() I'M MIXED so I must be SCREWED UP!
()I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
()I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
(X) I'm WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.
()I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
(X) I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
() OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
()I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.
() I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
() I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
(X) I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
() I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
() I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
() I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
(X)  BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
() I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
() I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
() I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
(X) I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
() I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
() I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
(X) I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
(X) I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
(X) I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
(X) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
(X) I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
() My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
(X) I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
() I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
(X) I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
(X) I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
() I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
() I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
(X) I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
() I'm FRENCH so I MUST be snotty towards everyone, wear a striped sweater, and say "Oui, oui!".
(X) I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
() I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
(X) I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
() I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
() I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
(X) I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
() I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
(X) I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
(X) I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
() I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
(X) I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
() I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
() I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
(X) I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
() I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
(X) I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
() I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
() I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
(X) I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
(X) I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
(X) I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
() I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
(X) I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
() I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
() I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
() I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
() I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
(X) I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
(X) I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
() I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
(X) I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
(X) I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
(X) I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
() I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
() I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
() I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
(X) I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
() I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
() I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
() I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
() I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
( ) I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
(/) I DRINK and/or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
(X) I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
(X) I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
() I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
(X) I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
() I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.

(X) I AM A PERSON, SO I MUST BE LABELED.

Please don't judge me...It'll just make it worse...